Take Chances

Too bad that nigga don’t have a car unless I would

mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom: 
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops

When school is out for the summer.

AT FIRST:

BUT THEN:

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

Replying to a comment that pissed you off. .

most-awkward-moments:

“Argh, this bitch wanna play. ..

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing